Grant Mulitz

Comedy Writer ∴ Engineer ∴ Nerd

Defunct Comedy Websites

Over the many years, I've written for small indie websites, satire rags and 'zines. Many of these are now defunct, their domain names long since expired, and their jokes vaporized.

Still, I like keeping an excruciatingly detailed list of everything I've written that's ever been published.

Blaffo

Blaffo was a satire website with a somewhat apocalyptic theme. It was founded by Scott Dikkers, better known as the founder of The Onion. I was an early contributor to the site, but the project was very short-lived

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News For Dogs

Exactly what it sounds like. A satire news website focused on dogs. The website is no more, but these used to be full articles, not just headlines

Dog Jealous Of Owner's Walk Of ShameOwner Not Actually Holding TreatDog Can't Believe Owner Wearing Same Sweater

Go List Yourself

Go List Yourself was a small website satirizing millennial culture and the "buzz" news trends of the mid-2010s.

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Tim's Tesseract

Tim's Tesseract was a sci-fi/horror comedy website. I wrote a monthly Star Trek-themed column titled Ensign's Log, the journal entries of a lowly ensign aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D.

Ensign's Log: Star Date 41153.8Ensign's Log: The Enemy Looks FunnyEnsign's Log: You Can’t Spell “Wesley Crusher” Without “Wesley Crush”The Evolution Of The Kill BotIs She Cheating On YOU With The Secret Service?!?!The Underscore: 2022 MLB Recap