My Words
I'm primarily a comedy and satire writer. I've written headlines, short-form jokes and longer form articles for lots of publications. Pick one below!

ClickHole
Headline contributor since 2021

Hard Drive
Featured contributor

Funny Or Die
Freelance jokes & listicles

Books
Elon Musk parody book

Pitch
Top 25 joke writer

Branded Content
UCB Comedy, Meh.com

Botnik
Predictive-text comedy

Defunct Websites
RIP, small comedy sites

Cornell University
CU Nooz EiC, The Lunatic