Grant Mulitz

Comedy Writer ∴ Engineer ∴ Nerd

Hard Drive

I was a contributor, to Hard Drive, a video game and nerd culture website that's a spinoff of The Hard Times. I participated in Hard Drive's "featured contributor" program committing to ten headlines per week for four weeks, during which I had over a dozen articles published on the site.




Settlers Of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive "Longest Turn" CardMelee Player Can't Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005Sim Philosophers Debate Whether Free Will Truly Set To HighGamer At New Job Opens Every Door In Office BuildingLife Spent Playing 'Doom' Pays Off For Gamer Sent To HellGaming Addiction Study Participant Pretty Sure He Got Placebo GamePikachu Overcome By Own Mortality Realizing He Will One Day Die And Become DuskullReview: This Super Mario Plush Toy Could Never Beat Having A Real Plumber Live In Your House35 Year-Old Man Still Sees Pediatrician With N64 in Waiting RoomDisney Breeds Dozens of New Frog Species to Expand National Geographic Streaming ContentCool Black Car With Neon Green Accents Must Be Owner's Gaming CarStudy: 85% Of Christians Still Do Not Believe Humans Evolved From Donkey KongFirefly Fan Also CanceledProto-Man Reveals That, While Arm Cannon Nice, He Would Give Anything To Have Left Arm BackThe 5 Best Gaming Headsets For Just Listening To A Nice Audiobook Once In A WhilePsychic Beats Shit Out Of Man Counting Tarot CardsCoup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your FriendMuseum Of Natural History Acquires 4 Million Year Old Dry BonesGamer's Healthcare Plan Mainly Jumping Headfirst Into Red Heart Logo Outside CVSSleep Study Finds 40% Of People Produce Giant Inflating Snot Bubble During REM CycleEvery Star Wars Easter Egg You Missed In My ApartmentParents Blame Poorly Made Video Game For Son's Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts